Everybody's favorite basketball videogame, NBA 2K, just released their latest edition of the game, NBA 2K25. 2K is an amazing game that truly lets anybody feel like they are an NBA superstar. Last week, LeBron James allegedly made a special visit to the Children's Hospital of Los Angeles to surprise 11-year-old Lakers superfan, Davis Walsh, with his favorite videogame. As expected, Walsh was super hyped when his hero, LeBron, appeared out of nowhere. The excitement rose when LeBron brought out a signed copy of NBA 2K25. Per Walsh's dad, Davis challenged LeBron to a friendly game of 2K. The game started off strong, with Davis going up 6-0 off of two impressive 3-pointers. LeBron apparently took this personally, and ended up beating Davis 114-36. What a competitor.

OnlyFans Earns $6 Billion 💰

You guys need to chill! OnlyFans just announced that users spent over $6.6 billion on the platform this year. For those living under a rock — OnlyFans is a website where girls sell their spicy photos to guys who don't interact with women in real life. Guys can also pay to "talk" to their favorite models/girls. Cool right?! No. The girls usually aren't even the ones typing — it's just some other dude behind the keyboard. OF reported that there are now over 300 million users on the platform (for scale, the United States has a population of 350 million people). The guy who created OnlyFans is absolutely raking it in. This year alone he has made $427 million. Over the past couple years he has made more than $1 billion from incels. We need to conduct a very serious poll here:

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